And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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