talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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