Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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