so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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