I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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