The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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