had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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