Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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