Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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