Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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