it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
worst night to have a conscience
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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