so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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