your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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