I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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