apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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