and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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