I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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