i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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