I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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