I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just found a bag of teeth...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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