And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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