I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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