He is an equal opportunity slut.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
