Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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