these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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