there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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