k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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