Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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