Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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