don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
