oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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