I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dick very happy bro
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
