its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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