oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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