I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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