Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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