I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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