He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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