My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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