She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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