But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I have post one night stand depression
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