i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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