They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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