You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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