so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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