he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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