He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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