At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Dick very happy bro
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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