i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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