I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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