i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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